I used to eat a box of pop tarts with a pot of coffee for breakfast. Or a box of Little Debbie strawberry rolls and half a gallon of milk. For dinner I would eat a whole pizza from Papa John's, Pizza Hut, or Little Caesars and a liter of Coca-Cola. Or a double order of Chinese take-out. Or whatever sounded good any time of day or night, you get the idea. When you feel like your life sucks gaining weight doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.